Queen Victoria:
Birth of the Royal Bastards

Cha-cha-channeled for K.EE. from Innernet to Internet

I was having a holiday in Wales as the guest of the Doctors Scracey on Prospect Farm in Llanidloes when I heard the announcement over the BBC about Nostradamus’ prophecy of the Royal Pretender.  Nostradamus had prophesied that, in these times, after the adulterous actions of Royal Princesses rocked the reigning monarchy in their credibility to uphold the Christian faith, an older woman, a “Royal Pretender” would appear with pretend rights to the British throne.  This “Royal Pretender” would take over the reins of Britain when she is aged 72 and bring it back to its greatness. I realised that I was playing out this older woman who would, with her wisdom born of much experience in the game of life, with its UPS & DOWNS, eventually find a way to get through to the poor people whom I saw suffering so sadly, all around me.

So the first thing I had to do in the novel that I was writing about HeR, hypnotised by HeR to do things HeR way, was to work out WHERE the Royal Pretender had gotten HeR pretend rights to the British throne?

 As is my habit on awakening, I sat myself in front of my little manual typewriter I called “O.D.” (Olivetti Dora, we did adore her), pushed all thoughts out and tuned in to the surrealistic channel that is available to me (and you) to ask questions of those who have gone through that door marked DEATH—the GDs.

They giggled away…Ha ha ha….It’s easy!  You are born on the 29th December 1937. they said.  Yes?  Well,… hee hee hee…Do you remember “Darling David,” that pipe-smoking ukulele–playing uncle of the little princesses Elizabeth and Margaret Rose..? 

“Erhh…. yes” I ventured, remembering the dapper Duke of Windsor, and briefly King Edward VIII, who gave up the throne and his chance to do some good in the high level politics of the world so that he could be honest and honourable by marrying the American woman, Wallis Simpson, whom he truly loved.

 Well, in HerStory, as kaballahed by Queen Victoria in the script for her next and also last life, David, who was a clever and far-thinking man, decided to sire a child who would be brought up COMMON and ORDINARY.  He would then watch over her, in a DADDY LONGLEGS manner to see that she got all that she needed to follow Victoria’s script to work out all of the heavy, royal karmic debt, gain total spiritual enlightenment with the help of an Indian mystic and create a world government which prevents the use of NUCLEAR  WEAPONRY and that stops the use of petroleum products.

 Although Queen Victoria was officially “not amused” she reportedly amused herself in many ways of the world--marihuana and other fashionable playthings of the time, including men after her beloved Albert died young.  Called the “Opium Queen” by some, she used opium to reduce China to a shadow of itself and get concessions like Hong Kong.  So while kaballaring the LAST LIFE SCRIPT 100 years ago, Her Royal Highness Queen Victoria decided to have herself reborn (IN THE FLESH) “on the wrong side of the royal blanket.”  “Charlie’s Aunties,” are identical twins, b.a.ch. and b.a.sho, the ROYAL BASTARDS.  In the soft-porno film set in Amörsbach near Coburg, Germany, we watch David Darling seducing Lolita on April Fool’s Day 1937.  HeR, the enigmatic spirit, appears on Earth just to cohabitate with Edward VIII and see to it that twins bearing Queen Victoria’s soul would arrive on life’s stage SuperNaturally On Time on Christmas Day 1937.  (Queen Victoria was conceived in Amörsbach near Coburg, Germany, also.  Just another coincidence, don’t you suppose?  …hee hee…) 

The twins would be “born” in a maternity nursing home on the sea front on The Downs on Herne Bay, Kent, and registered as one child with the same name in January 1938 by their father Al (who was always known as Bertie).  Olive would wear a cushion and pretend to be pregnant, and they, the common, working class Chapmans would pretend that the long-legged, eight-pound baby girl, delivered to them at 6 a.m. on the morning of 29th December, already 4 days old and weaned onto a bottle, was their very own.  It was Queen Victoria’s aim to put a royal cuckoo into the common and hard-working family in wartime Britain so that she could grow wisdom out of the hard life experiences of the following years.

 Lolita would “die” soon after the babies birth and leave this earth to “return to heaven” to wait for the next “bit” part.  The other twin baby girl was raised in the Bahamas near her royal father, “David Darling,”  (Edward VIII, Duke of Windsor) so he could watch over her as she grew up.

 In the “film” about The Royal Pretender, we see the amazed midwife (who came “too late to Albion House”) being shown the “newly born” four-day-old baby.  She said that she had never seen a more wide-awake "newborn."  Olive, the new “mother,” told her that everything was OK and that Bertie had taken the “placenta” out to be burned.  She had “washed” herself and, being very shy, did not need the midwife’s attention, thank you very much.  Olive accepted the fact of the “virgin birth” although the baby looked the spitting image of her husband Al (whom she called “Bertie”), and it was one of the many things that Al and Ol never talked about in the 52 years of their marriage.

“Thou shall pass through the valley in the shadow of death 
                                                      And thou shall fear no evil…(Holy Bible)”

 

In my Cabbalad-up life-script as the reborn Queen Victoria, we, my stand-in identical twin sister Babs and I, Barb, planned to travel the world and share many ups and downs. Among many, many other places, we were to live in big cities such as Barcelona and Washington DC; on the seashores of America, England and Spain; on mountains in Cyprus and in Catalunya; and eventually, at the end of the Century, we would visit India and then land up very poor and rather scorned, shabby and broke in the infamous Neanderthal!!

((A valley in Germany where the earliest evidence was discovered of the Anthropol, the species of primeval man widespread in the paleolithic period.))

Indeed it was some sort of a home-coming for the reborn Queen, who is quoted as having said “If I were not who I am: If I were reborn common and unknown and unimportant, then I would choose to live in Germany. In Coburg where I was conceived.” 

In April 1994, LAST LIFE SCRIPT (Heaven on Earth) dictated: GERMANY:

However, when, at the LAST LIFE Film Script’s death scene…HRH’s karmic debt was summed up, it evolved that Her Majesty, even with the double efforts of the two look-alike Barb Anne Dolla’s, had not worked out enough of the bad stuff to see her move in luxury into the German Coburg Castle.

“No way” roared the big omnipotent Boss (jahaallamondieuxdiosmiomeingottgod) when Saint Pete came begging for HER at the Heavenly gates…Up on a Cloud.

 <MERCY> Pete? You sweet on her or summit, my saucy likkel saint. No way have those two reborn women come close to atoning for all the terrible things that she and hers done. Send them to the valley Pete. Take away everything they think they possess! their black shiny British Passport (with all the evidence of where they been). Let her get mugged! Let ‘em steal her identification German Passport and driving licence. Take her Spanish Residencia card, remove the pink Spanish Driving Licence and yes, Pete, have her get very good beaten up. Then, only then, penniless with blue bruises on her hard head Pete, you can give her 20 Guilders (Dutch money) in the <Help stranded Germans AMOK.> Then let her, in borrowed shoes, green jeans and an old coat, stick out her thumb and hitch hike via Utrecht to her destination COLOGNE, GERMANY: From there after some family reunion with the reborn Princess Vicki and the reborn Prince Edward, you get her delivered to the Neanderthal. See what she can do with living in the German Gutter. There what was bombed by the Brits in the 1940s  Hit in modern History. The Nazi Zeit. See how those two old interchangeable darlings cope with life in poverty at the bottom.Tell her “being haughty” will not help her this time around…Hee

“Well yes Sir, of course Sir. Your word is undoubtedly LAW in the Universe…but”

“But what Pete” roared Jaha.. “No way has “HER” earned living posh and royal again”.

And then, grudgingly, HE adds “My only concession is that on her journey through the tunnel, through the valley, death is only a shadow and there is no evil to fear.. ya ‘ear” And with a snore that sounded like thunder, the Big Boss disappeared as in a vortex..

 

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