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You see, Queen Victoria had this great idea to undo all the wrongs at double speed—too much for only one lifetime. She wrote a script for saving
beautiful M.E., Mother Earth from being blown up by the idiots holding power of
life or death. When she handed her proposal to the Big Boss he read it and said
to Saint Pete who’s guarding the gate, “Take a look at this, Pete. It seems
a little improbable to undo such a huge burden in one lifetime, don’t you
think?” Saint Pete read the script and
looked up to the Big Boss and said meekly, ´”What weakness are you finding
then…..errh, sir?” He was weary of turning down thousands and thousands of
scripts with strategies and master plans to save Planet Earth. “Whaaat?
You think that it’s good, do you, Pete? Last time you went down to Earth to act
out HeR My God Walther in Wuppertoll you were laid up for weeks with a nervous
breakdown!” (See information about the Giggling
Tapes) “True, true,”
said our saint, “But!! Well we both have a weak spot for HeR…errh…sir. The
point is that you might have missed the point.” “Me!!
Der Lieber Jajahahalladiosdieuxtgottgod missing a point!!! Pete? Shall I press
this little button and send you into early retirement, you idiot? HeR cannot
accomplish all that is to be corrected in such a short time!” “Well sir,”
saint Pete ventured, “HeR has HeRself reborn as identical twins so that they
can take turns at acting out “HeR” in the script…so it is not such a
workload…and anyhow, when you see how cleverly she does it all!! “You
think then that we should plan for me to meet up with HeR once again and make
HeR PURRH! Huh?” “Yes, of course, sir!”
saint Pete hastily agreed. “It was a bit silly of me to miss
that gag about HeR being born as identical twins in a nursing home in HeRne Bay,
the ‘waiting room of the world.’ …heeheehee…On HeR knee…hoohoo …HeR née Bar… And
adopted by Al and Ol!! They’ll stick together like taffy and clam up about the
cuckoo conspiracy for 52 years! And they’ll bring up one of the twins to be a
common but clever little girl and she goes to America, to act out the funny film
where Mary has her first virgin birth and this child reborn in 1959, the same
year as the Barbie doll comes to the market, is chosen to be the first woman
President in the American White House! …Heehaw…Clever! Yes, you’re right Pete!
Only a wacky plan like this has a chance to work down there! ” “Yes
sir, I’m glad you see the point, sir.” “But Pete! If two women who look
identical are sharing one role, how are they going to be changed around? And
what about their lovers and their husbands and their children? Are these
identical women two separate souls or are they one soul split and totally
identically responding persons? This is all a bit much for me to swallow, never
mind the sceptical, cynical woman audiences that you and Victoria are aiming
at!” “She calls it her Fantasy Fact
Format for Fun, sir. It’ll be very easy to swap them back and forth. They will
become very cooperative after they get to know each other.” “Stop!…I’ve had enough for now. I’ve got a couple of stars picked out to hang up my hammock and I’m going to snooze for a few days. Put on The Dream for me and hang up my dream catcher to catch it for me. We’ll put it on rerun later.” With a great yawn that sounded like thunder in the distance a vortex swept him into a tunnel and he disappeared in a big hooosh. You see, Queen Victoria had this great idea to undo all the wrongs at double speed – too much for only one life time. She wrote a script for saving beautiful M.E., Mother Earth. When she handed her proposal to the big boss, he read it and said to Saint Pete who’s guarding the gate up on the cloud. “Take a look at this Pete. Could this be some sort of repeat? Uncle God has the feeling we have been approached before for some divine intervention and support to this Film Script”. “True true” says our Saint. “You might have forgotten about little ole “M.E.” errh Sir. It is such a tiny planet in the Universe”: Mother Earth. “Me, the dear jahaallamondieuxdiosmiomeingootgod forgetting one of my stars? Pete, shall I press this little button and send you into early retirement you idiot.? Her cannot accomplish all that is to be corrected in such a short time!”. “Well Sir”, saint Pete ventured cautiously. “In these 7 years since Queen Victoria, in the reborn form of a pair of female twins, presented you with “HERSTORY” errh Sir, we have had it, so to say, on a back-burner simmering away quietly in your divine kitchen. Once in a while, I give it a stir Sir. Open the lid like and check on the contents. All metaphorically speaking of course Sir…” “Good Pete, and then, go on. What has happened that you come bothering the omnipotent almighty might at this time of night”?? “Out with it” “Well Sir, in November 2006, <HERSTORY, Last Life, Heaven On Earth>,as composed and concocted and caballad by HRH Queen Victoria, came into the competent hands of a certain talented k.e.e. So with your automatically-bestowed divine support, k.e.e. got the key to open the super-naturally on-timed link between INNERNET and INTERNET In short Sir, HERSTORY has a new channelling Website Mistress. The result was that very soon, Ke.e. opened HERSTORY on a 2nd channel. Doubled the amount of viewers who had seen HERSTORY on www.the7thfire.com and moreover, k.e.e., with a woman’s touch, redecorated completely, the WINDOWS for www.queen-victoria-reborn-herstory.com Then, just 3 months after in March 2007, the WEB STATS (Web statistics) showed 10.000 people had come to the site already” “So Pete, 10.000 hits in the Earth planet of educated billions. That is miniscule!” “Well Sir, the exciting new move is that these 10.000 people can soon get reading-access to “Last Life, Heaven on Earth” PAY TO VIEW PAGES. And this is the verbage for our very own “Once Up On A cloud” WINDOW and the best news Sir, is that k.e.e. is going to sit us on one of k.e.e.’s specially photographed empirical clouds over the magic Mount Shastra.” “Well get the Paypal on-line Pete and then leave the boss in peace. I’m gonna hang up my hammock to sleep away this waning May moon…and with a yawn that sounded like thunder he disappeared in a vortex…
All rights reserved. © 2007, K.E.E. Barbie/Babsie
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